Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Rolling on the River Tee Tee

Let's face it. We all know that the life of a mom is very poop and pee centric. From the first day we change our newborn's diaper in the hospital, we are responsible for our family's poop and pee henceforth.

I've had times when I've felt like my life was awash in a river of pee. I'm still recovering from those days when my three-year-old was struggling through potty training and her infant brother was filling diapers. And then while my husband was deployed and my son was potty training, we got a puppy. That was just masochistic on my part.

But lately those poop and pee days have made a resurgence.

For one thing, my son is struggling to stay dry at night. I change his sheets at least twice most nights. The dog (AKA Buffy the Wonder Puppy) has also had a relapse and seems to think it is her duty to pee and poop on every rug we own. Multiple times.

And so what do I do while we're struggle through these poop and pee-soaked times?

I decide to take the ten day All Bran challenge. Speaking of masochistic...

I guess when it rains it pours. Or something like that.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Jen said...

Yeah prior to becoming a mom, I never realized how concerned or preoccupied I'd be with someone else's bodily functions.

Seriously...you should write a book, not just a blog, an actual book! Thanks for the laugh this morning. :)

October 23, 2007 at 9:19 AM  
Blogger Major Mom said...

Well, you're welcome. :-) And thanks!

October 24, 2007 at 10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I almost peed in MY pants laughing at this one!

October 25, 2007 at 11:39 AM  
Blogger Major Mom said...

Don't make me buy the Depends!

October 25, 2007 at 10:53 PM  

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